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S: I don’t have cancer.

B: So you can’t sue for scancer.

S: Hahaha! No, I can’t..

B: Anyway, that’s good news. Did you punch the doctor for scaring you?

S: Nah but there are other irregularities. Which is not as bad as cancer. 

B: It makes sense, you’re irregular…you’re an angel. 

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Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting lock it up and leave/ Walk away now and you’re gonna start a war/ Whatever went away I’ll get it over now/ I’ll get money, I’ll get funny again

Start a War | The National

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Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club